Shoot for the sky!

Know your ENEMY!

An introductary text by the pro-human council.

We all live with the everyday humdrum threat and fear of an alien horde destroying all of humankind.

But what do we really know about them?

  • How does the common citizen recognise a Tartarus class war ship?
  • What are their firing patterns and weak spots?
  • Do they enjoy caberet?
This text will attempt to answer these questions, and many more! So relax, seal the panic room door, and read on so you too can survive and enjoy the inevitable destruction of all human civilization!

Don't forget - We're fighting a faceless enemy horde, so it's absolutely fine to destroy them in the millions without any cumbersome guilt or morality getting in the way. Have fun!